Football has the World Cup. Basketball owns the NBA Finals. The NFL has the Super Bowl. Boxing features Manny vs. Erik. The 100-meter dash will be held at next year’s Beijing Olympics. Golf: The Masters. Tennis? Last week’s Wimbledon. Every single sporting spectacle has that one solitary event when all the world’s 6.6 billion eyes are glued and when all the athletes’ muscles are flexed.
Cycling? It’s happening now. It’s 21 days. It’s 3,553.9 kms. It’s 189 men in helmets and skin-tight shorts. It started in London and will end in Paris. It is, in my mind, the most grueling activity ever invented by man.
It’s the Tour de France. Ever heard of it? Tour de France? Wasn’t that called the Tour de Lance?
Yes it was. Remember Lance? No one can forget Lance. No one can forget how, at the age of 21 years old, he became the youngest-ever world cycling champion. Then, just a few seasons later, he succumbed to the most uphill battle of his life: Cancer. He shaved his head, the doctors sliced through his skull, he lost one testicle—he had a less than 50 percent chance to survive! And, if he survived, he was given NO HOPE of ever climbing that bicycle again.
But we know the fairy-tale ending: Lance survived, smiled, walked, grew his hair, slipped on his cycling shoes, stepped on his Trek bike, and pedaled. And pedaled. And pedaled. And pedaled. To seven straight Tour de Lance victories.
Tour de Lance?
Sure. When he won his first, back in 1999, it was still the Tour de France. Same with Win No.2. And No.3. But after leaving his opponents breathless—literally—on top of the Pyrenees mountains and on the flat streets along Champs Elysees in Paris, the “F” slowly transformed—like the Transformers—into an “L.”
Tour de Fr…. Lance.
How I miss that. Just like you, I’ve followed Michael Jordan and Pete Sampras and Tiger Woods—and rank them all sitting on the summit of sports’ Mount Everest.
Lance Armstrong? Where, in my opinion, does he rank? On the clouds—above everyone else. MJ never experienced testicular cancer cells swimming inside his blood stream. Sampras never had to pedal 3,653 kms. to win his Wimbledon crowns. Tiger Woods? Ha-ha. He only has to walk!
But Lance is now two years retired and, just like the end of any good movie, the “L” has to transform back to an “F.”
Tour de L… France.
Unexciting? No big names? Is the TDF still worth following? Yes, yes, yes. Yes, it’s unexciting. Yes, there are no big names. But Yes, it is still worth following.
Why? Not to find out who the next drug cheat is. No. From Floyd Landis to Ivan Basso to Jan Ullrich, we’ve read plenty of those stories.
But we ought to follow “Le Tour” to find out who the world’s greatest athlete is. Because while you say that golf is a sport and that a golfer is an athlete—cycling is the ultimate sport and cyclists are the strongest of athletes.
Picture this again: 3,553.9 kms. spread in 21 days of competition with only two days off in-between. Day-in and day-out, whether your muscles are cramping or your brain is frozen or the weather outside is 47 degrees burning—you’ve got to pedal. And pedal. And pedal. And pedal.
That’s the Tour de…… France.
Viva Le de Tour France!!!
Great article… You have so much respect to the sport of cycling.
More power to you man!
Cerrone! Good to hear from you. I remember us e-mailing each other at this time last year. It’s good to have the Tour back… although “sayang” many of the big names can’t join. This will be a good chance for the others to rise and be known. Again, thanks!
Hey John! Yea Tour de… France is still quite a nice thing to follow, I dont really get to watch it, but I follow whose in the lead and stuff, I got a bit discouraged from watching it after the dope incident last year, I mean President Bush congratulated him, then a few weeks later, found using dope. Oh well, I just hope for a clean race.
Drugs is the most unfortunate topic that’s very close to cycling, sad to say. It’s the toughest sport in the world so that’s why many do drugs… but that’s not an excuse. Cycling is trying it’s best to clean up the sport.
Good to hear from you to! I’m happy you remember our correspondence last year on the same topic 🙂
Lagi, sayang kaayo! But It’s still really fun to watch especially now they are in the Alps.